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Beverage eras - Nathan
May 17th, 2003
08:41 pm
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Beverage eras
Today, while random-walking through Target, I encountered the section where they keep exotic drinks such as Red Bull and other stimulating narrow-can favorites. At the end of the aisle I saw that the section was labeled "New Age Beverages". That didn't sound right to me; my associations with the phrase New Age are "serene", "pastel", and "somewhat stoned". The silver, garish packaging and chemical-laced taste are clearly out of touch with New Age sensibilities. So how should these fluids be described? Are modern beverages really Modern beverages, or is the Modern era over? What would a post-modern beverage be?

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Date:May 17th, 2003 02:09 pm (UTC)
New Age has also tended to encompass "alternative medicinal usage of unprocessed plants/herbs/substances". These beverages probably contain guarana or gotu kola, buried in among the high fructose corn syrup and the artificial coloring. And "Mass-Market Co-option and Bastardization of New Age Culture Beverages" would be too long for an endcap sign.
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