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Airport thoughts - Nathan
August 11th, 2004
06:59 pm
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Airport thoughts
The people that wrote the Worst-Case Scenario Survival Guide, or other similarly sick-minded folks, should put out a book titled "101 ways to kill a man with a plastic knife". It would be a bestseller in the "secure zone" of airports nationwide.


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Date:August 11th, 2004 12:06 pm (UTC)
Add to that titles like "101 Things 'Bob' Might Stand For" and "The DaVinci Code" and you've got the stuff of airplane potboilers!
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Date:August 12th, 2004 09:18 pm (UTC)
You know, I've used metal table knives at restaurants in the secure zone (Chijis at JFK airport [American] multiple times, for example).

Which makes me wonder: what about, um, well, um, if I order a steak?
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